Pachanga Diaries

While reading MSN’s Health and Fitness website (In the members only section) I found a very interesting article. Here is the scoop, with comments … of course.Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter.
Where those nicotine patches and gum are? where? I wonder why they haven’t used that as a very effective anti-smoking campaign. “Grow a centimeter by quitting smoking now”

Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters.
“After Paco got his burned skin replaced, he just loves to be hug; constantly”The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds.
Mental note; always ask for change after sex

Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure.
The other 399 have broken their necks, or have a family chiropractor.

There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn’t get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
That’s what I’m telling them; “It is a grower, it’s a grower! Don’t leave … please”

No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord.
So, it is true that we have two brains …

The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation.
I like to live dangerously