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Life Mystery Solved. Two Out of Three Theory
August 8th, 2009
Most people always wonder why can’t they understand the opposite sex. There is a theory I have developed after three years of scientific research, countless interviews with psychologists and whiskeys and coke.
Two Out of Three Theory
Before we are born we get to choose two options out of three; Looks, Brains or Penis
This explains;
- Why we guys could be devilish handsome but not too smart
- Women don’t understand guys
- Why Men have body hair
- Why women have evolved and adapt faster than men
- Why women can multitask
- Why men can’t talk emotions or lie, I mean know how to lie
Why Women Lie
July 9th, 2009
“Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies” – Chris Rock
She Aikido Lies to you
Once, I dated a woman who said she doesn’t like people lying to her because she doesn’t lie. Instead of lying she will avoid answering the question or ask me back what do I think. She will also say; “I don’t want to talk about” and dismiss me.
Cute!! I always wondered if she thought I was that stupid so I lied my pants on fire about a bunch of bull shit. Well, can you blame me?
She is horny but won’t admit it
Society puts a lot of pressure on women. How they are suppose to behave, what they are suppose to do, and even what they are suppose to feel. Will a woman stand up and say; “I’m horny and just want you to take me to the back of a high school and do the dirty, dirty”? Probably, not.
It is only after they have reached their thirties that they realize they don’t have to lie about been superficial about their need for a very good hanky panky or a whats-that-a-hurricane type of sex.
She doesn’t trust you
Most women will say that this is actually the main reason for why they lie because … let’s admit it, it is our fault no matter how you as a guy want to see it.
She may have information she considers sensitive and isn’t sure whether to tell you about it. If you don’t know each other well yet, this could be a legitimate lie to protect others’ interests. As such, it should be seen as a relatively loyal gesture toward those she’s protecting. However, if you’re well into your relationship and she’s still hiding all sorts of information from you, she might have major trust issues.
She’s manipulative
Sometimes a liar justifies herself by saying that she only embellished the truth. Some people can win arguments and influence people just by emphasizing the right points — without really lying. On the other hand, she may lie outright in order to control the way you think or feel (typical woman’s behavior). If she tells white lies to win arguments or to twist you around her finger, you should watch out, because manipulation is a powerful tool.
Wait until she starts controlling sex. Manipulation is a bitch!!
She doesn’t want you to worry
If you’re concerned about that male coworker she’s been spending so much time with, she might lie about the time they spend together. This doesn’t mean that there’s anything going on (cough, cough !); she’s just doing what she wants without having you fret about it. How considered …
Him – “Honey what are you doing having sex with him?” -
Her – “It is nothing. I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to hurt you but what is important is where my heart is and my heart is with you”. -
She’s testing you
My favorite. If she’s unsure of your temperament or intentions, she might try to test the waters. She could tell you a false story about a past relationship to see how you react. She might tell you her best friend thinks you’re cute to see if your eye wanders. This type of testing is meant to catch the bad guys before they get too close.
Remember; women give you drama to see if you can handle it. It is a unconscious mental challenge for them. Never loose or change who you are just to please someone. Make a real attempt to find your inner self and then change. Consider others’ opinions and read from the experts.
Women will love you if change for them and then they want more.
She wants to keep the upper hand
She might withhold information to maintain a sense power over you. For instance, if a mutual friend tells her something important, she may keep it from you so that she has the inside scoop. Or she might just keep things from you to keep you at a disadvantage; that way, she can pick and choose what to tell you and when.
Final Thought
In summary, men are bad liers because women are so freaking good at it.
Reference: http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi_150/167_dating_girl.html
Women’s “I Don’t Want You But, Want You To Want Me” Behavior
June 17th, 2009
We guys don’t get it.
Women are easy to understand. We just have to understand that they respect our decisions. They want you to want what they want you to want.
It is all.
Watch this episode of web therapy.
Signs of Passive Aggressive Behavior
April 26th, 2009
The book Living with the Passive-Aggressive Man lists 11 responses that may help identify passive-aggressive behavior. [2]
- Ambiguity or speaking cryptically: a means of engendering a feeling of insecurity in others
- Chronically being late and forgetting things: another way to exert control.
- Fear of competition
- Fear of dependency
- Fear of intimacy as a means to act out anger: The passive aggressive often can’t trust. Because of this, they guard themselves against becoming intimately attached to someone.
- Making chaotic situations
- Making excuses
- Obstructionism
- Sulking
- Victimization response: instead of recognizing one’s own weaknesses.
A passive-aggressive person may not have all of these behaviors, and may have other non-passive-aggressive traits.
Reference : http://www.wikipedia.com
Image source : http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
Why Are Women Have More Tendencies to Cheat
March 30th, 2009
Scientists have now looked at MHC compatibility among romantic couples and they report that the more genes in this system that a couple share, the more sexually unfaithful the woman is and the more she is attracted to other men during in the middle of her menstrual cycle—when she is ovulating and likely to get pregnant.
I guess this explains why women find exotic men irresistible. Read more at; http://helenfisher.typepad.com/helenfisher/2007/02/lovefrom_from_a.html
Words Women Use
February 2nd, 2007
The other day, I received this email about Words Women Use. I couldn’t find who the original author is, therefore I’m NOT taking credit for it.
1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when theyare right, and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you – do not question or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying “%@&* YOU!”
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong” – for the woman’s response refer to #3.
PMS Survival Tips
November 22nd, 2006
I guess the idea of a website called www.pmstracker.com is not so bad after all. Sorry, ladies, just kidding.
Have a great Thanksgiving day !!
ReThink Purses
September 28th, 2006
Microbiologists have found fecal, skin-infection-causing bacteria and cold viruses or viruses that cause diarrhea in those cute handbags women carry around. Like the first mythological woman, Pandora, women carry around little cute storages that confine all the evils that could trouble humanity.
Hundreds of thousands of germs were found on the surface of handbags that have been carried around for years. In a scientific study, half of the bags tested positive for coliform bacteria, which indicated the possible presence of human or animal waste.
So, why germs love purses? Well it is definitely dark in there and possible humid because no one really know what sort of things are in there. Have you ever seen a purse’s contents? I haven’t. It is truly a mystery how a brand new roll of toilet paper can fit in a hand-size bag. I have even seen a very sick cat coming out of a purse.
Woman – “This is my cat, Kitty, and she is a little sick now but she is going to be better soon. Oh look! It is that half organic sandwich I have been looking for. Do you want a bite? No, Ok.”
Next time I have my female friends over I’m going to have to tell them; “Could you please take your shoes off by the door … and handbags and purses too”?
Note to self; Women with washable or not purses, keepers.
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