ReThink Purses

Microbiologists have found fecal, skin-infection-causing bacteria and cold viruses or viruses that cause diarrhea in those cute handbags women carry around. Like the first mythological woman, Pandora, women carry around little cute storages that confine all the evils that could trouble humanity.
Hundreds of thousands of germs were found on the surface of handbags that have been carried around for years. In a scientific study, half of the bags tested positive for coliform bacteria, which indicated the possible presence of human or animal waste.
So, why germs love purses? Well it is definitely dark in there and possible humid because no one really know what sort of things are in there. Have you ever seen a purse’s contents? I haven’t. It is truly a mystery how a brand new roll of toilet paper can fit in a hand-size bag. I have even seen a very sick cat coming out of a purse.
Woman – “This is my cat, Kitty, and she is a little sick now but she is going to be better soon. Oh look! It is that half organic sandwich I have been looking for. Do you want a bite? No, Ok.”
Next time I have my female friends over I’m going to have to tell them; “Could you please take your shoes off by the door … and handbags and purses too”?
Note to self; Women with washable or not purses, keepers.
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