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April 26th, 2009
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What is a Mama-Ship-a?
April 16th, 2009
At Lola’s For Margaritas
April 11th, 2009
This is my Mickey Rourke face. Margaritas, fun company, guacamole, splitting the check and salsa dancing.
It is a good life after all. Love you girls.
Woman ‘blessed by the holy pancake’ from Boulder, CO
April 1st, 2009
A partially-eaten strawberry pancake purportedly showing a holy image has attracted 100,000 hits on the eBay auction website. A Boulder woman put the pancake up for sale, saying it has brought her great luck since she found it three months ago. eBay originally withdrew the item, suspecting it might be a joke. But it has now apparently been reassured that the offering is genuine. The snack has attracted a bid – thought to be a hoax – of $99.9m. Diana Duyser, 52, of Boulder, Colorado, set a starting price of $3,000, and pleaded with people not to post hoax bids. ‘Total shock’ She described how she came across the mysterious breakfast.
I made this pancake 3 months ago. When I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me – it was Virgin Pachanga Diaries starring (sic) back at me. I was in total shock, she explained.
Mrs Duyser has since kept the pancake in a plastic frame on a stand. 
I do believe that this is the Holy Pachanga Diaries Diana Duyser – Boulder, CO
She says three months from its conception, it has not shown any sign of crumbling – which she considers "a miracle". She also believes its mystical properties have brought her blessings, including $70,000 won in a nearby casino. Other visitors to the website were skeptical, however. Mocking imitators posted pictures of Elvis and a "burnt George Bush" depicted on slices of toast. Another tried to sell T-shirts showing Mrs Duyser’s pancake, while a budding artist posted a watercolor based on the image. There were no bids. Mr. Duyser dismissed the naysayers.
I do believe that this is the Holy Pachanga Diaries, she proclaimed.
eBay spokesman Hani Durzy said the company had decided to allow the auction to continue. "There’s nothing to indicate that the seller isn’t willing to give up this cheese sandwich to the highest bidder," he said. But Mrs Duyser added a note for any misguided bidder who might consider paying thousands – or millions – of dollars for a blessed breakfast snack. "I would like all bidders to know that this item is not intended for consumption," she made clear.
Why Are Women Have More Tendencies to Cheat
March 30th, 2009
Scientists have now looked at MHC compatibility among romantic couples and they report that the more genes in this system that a couple share, the more sexually unfaithful the woman is and the more she is attracted to other men during in the middle of her menstrual cycle—when she is ovulating and likely to get pregnant.
I guess this explains why women find exotic men irresistible. Read more at; http://helenfisher.typepad.com/helenfisher/2007/02/lovefrom_from_a.html
iEat t-shirt
January 15th, 2009
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Robot Dance Competition
December 31st, 2008
During new year’s eve I got together with probably Boulder Best Robot Dancers. We decided to have a friendly competition. This are not your typical popping dance moves. Watch the video and let us know who won;
The video camera didn’t have enough battery to film the robot dancing style I learned from David Elsewhere but here is a very similar example …
Why I’m Naughty but Nice. Hoping for this Christmas Gift
December 24th, 2008
Pen and paper at hand, I sat down and wrote a letter to Santa a few weeks ago;
Dear Santa,
This year I have definitely tried to be good.
But … some naughty girls have taken me away from the path of becoming a good boy. Like one of those girls would say; “what to do?”.
At least I have tried. Hopefully this counts towards some good boy scout points. Here is a picture of what I would like to get for Christmas. I’m pretty sure my naughty friends will appreciate this gift as well.
P.S. I made some “happy brownies ” instead of cookies. They are under the Christmas tree next to the bag of Doritos and colorful caleidoscope. I know these “happy brownies” really make you go Ho, Ho, Ho !
Merry Christmas,
Pachanga Diaries
Christmas Dancing Moves 2008
December 16th, 2008
Every year, during the holidays me and my posse prepare something special for the Pachanga Diaries fans. This year we spent some time rehearsing our Christmas Dancing Moves 2008 here in comedy city. I gathered around my non society friends that are always dancing and having a good time no matter what. For this video dance off we decided to dress up as elves and shake it out there disco style. Stay tuned for the coming up video updates;
- HipHop Lip Dub
- Snowboarding Crash
Christmas Joke
- Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. Do you want more Christmas jokes? I’m having an Update Christmas Jokes series until the 24th. Follow me on; http://www.twitter.com/pachangadiaries
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Back to the Future
or travel back in time to 1977, when I first asked a girl to dance, by clicking on; http://www.pachangadiaries.com/1977/01/back-to-the-future/
Extreme Climbing – Accomplishment #2
August 7th, 2008
Continuing the countdown to my birthday here is the second accomplishment of my life; extreme climbing.
About a year and a half ago I decided to become an extreme climber. Not just a normal climber but an extreme one. I like living dangerously, fast and furious. That’s how I roll.
Enjoy and don’t try this at home.
P.S.
Potluck picnic at the creek is winning the Ideas for da’ bday contest.
Keep those ideas coming.
August Birthdays
Also, Kim, Rob and Hillary have a birthday in August as well.
Two Weeks from Today – Accomplishment #1
August 6th, 2008
It is going to be that time again … my birthday.
I have been thinking about my accomplishments through out these thirty something years. Here is the first one of a series;
Accomplishment #1 – Photocrashing
Now, I was thinking to go to the Med on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 to get together and celebrate. But, someone always gets screwed paying more for his/her meal or someone who ate the most decided to split the check in equal parts instead of having everybody pay for what they ate.
So, I’m leaving the solution in your hands.
Actions:
Please, recommend an activity that doesn’t take advantage of my birthday for someone to profit. For example; potluck, get together at the reservoir, or everybody grab his/her own beer. Or picnic at a park for example.
Let me know of your ideas.
V.
How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand
August 2nd, 2008
After watching this video I realize it is time for a mental note. Let’s recap on how to undo her bra with one hand.
Non Socialite Pachanga Diaries has always been confused and fascinated by how women think.
Does she want me to want to want her?
Is she going to like this set of pots for Christmas?
- She has been talking about it the whole year.
What does she mean when she asks; What are you thinking?
- What? am I thinking right now?
Video Recap
- Flowers
- Romantic comedy
- Listen more than I talk
- Tasteful Jokes
- Shave and spray
- Tongue scrapping
Now, ready to make the move to second base. Soft kissing is obligatory as well as hair stroking … and more hair stroking.
Must remember; “the bra is my enemy“.
Cold hands are not sexy therefore I should wash my hand with warm water … and make sure they are dry.
Practice Luke, practice. The pinch is probably the most difficult part of this video. At least is what I’d heard …
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