Pachanga Diaries

Good bye pluto. You will always be in the minds of us who went to high school in the 20th century. I don’t care what they say, you are a planet to me.

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is working on developing a feedback suit that will be sold to video game companies. “Get the real experience.”

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A universal remote control does not, in fact, allows you to control the universe

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- Sometimes people don’t know what they want. They only know what they don’t want. To know what they don’t want sometimes they have to try.

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Is BHB (bitches n’ hoes, Batman !!) the new WTF?

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To ALL of you always concern about what OTHERS SAY ABOUT YOU or THINK about you.

- To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing -

Elbert Hubbard

My mother Gladys always said (love you mom);

- Si no te gusta, apaga la television or cambia de canal -

Translation : “If you don’t like it turn off the TV or change the channel”

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- You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal.

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I’m very confused by “Viva la Vida” by Cold Play. What’s this song about? king, a loser, a maniac, and why a Spanish title cheering life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE&feature=related

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- has been told his sense of humor is about establishing the obvious. Sometimes the obvious is not so obvious.

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Check out my ElfYourself video: http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/0OiPHUmMZq5MYaNi

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- I’m not an idiot, I’m just surrounded by beautiful women

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Played rock, paper, scissors with Edward Scissorhands and beat him every single time with the mighty rock.

scissors. rock.
scissors. rock.

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- Are people who shovel fluffy snow called fluffers?

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- how many soy bean nipples they have to milk so I can have my soy latte?

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Columbus Day – Celebrating Genocide Since 1492
http://bit.ly/5uXqg

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