Idea – Video Game Feedback Suit
December 20th, 2009
is working on developing a feedback suit that will be sold to video game companies. “Get the real experience.”
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Colorado Rockies $50 Shot
June 13th, 2009
Holly smokes !! $50 for a picture download of me and Juanita at the Colorado Rockies. I knew I was famous but where is my money .. ey ??
Buy one here;
Pachanga Diaries Action Figure
August 20th, 2006
PACHANGA MAN FINE ART STATUE from The Pachanga Diaries Collection – designed by Gable Able Studios A GABLE ABLE TOY (Imported from Indiana State) – Following up on the instant sell-out of the Roberto “The Octopus Man Fine Art Statue” comes the Pachanga Man Fine Art Statue.
The Phenomena
The Pachanga Man phenomena has continued to grow since the blockbuster hit, Halloween 2006 trailer, thanks to Roberto Jamanca portrayal of the lonely comboy in the movie Brokeback Jamanca. This action figure comes with a hand painted skimpy speedo with extra bulging capacity, featuring the american flag. There are many reasons for the extra big black tennis shoes the Pachanga Diaries action figure wears. Sculpted by Juanita Gable, the Pachanga Man stands nearly 6 inches tall (1/6th scale), and features real human colors over a plastic construction. The Pachanga Man features multiple booty motions. Motions like; left-right, shimmy shimmy, shake your bum bum and more.
Roberto Action Figure
March 31st, 2006
Europe Trip – 65,000 feet of Stress
December 27th, 2004
December 27, 2004.
Three different check-in counters later, two cigarettes, terminal A, three telephone calls, one burger, a quick “hello” to an old friend that I found at the terminal, two on board movies, an hour and some-time of sleep, and seven and a half “freaking” hours of listening to two “teen gringos de “mierda…” here I am. 65,000 feet above the earth, in between a one and a half feet of space, sandwiched by plastic, uncomfortable airplane seats. I’m about to scream for the twelfth time …
“SHUT UP!!”.
“Flying coach for more than five hours can accelerate the aging process or even worsen your mental health.”
They should have a sign next to the check-in counter where you buy airplane tickets. In the same way cigarrettes are advertised as – “smokers die young” – in the european cigarrettes packs, likewise it should be advertised that flying at high speeds and in coach class will aged you.
No, no, time doesn’t expand when you are traveling a high speed like Einstein’s special relativity theory establishes, you just consume your life and die!!
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I guess I need to relax since they are a few more flying hours ahead of me. I still need to take another airplane and then several trains to arrive to my final destination, Santiago de Compostela.
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Nooooo!! they’re unstopable. This, just recently met, couple of “college juniors” llenos de “likes”, “you-know-what-I-mean”s, “I’m-not-trying-to-be”s, “my-friends-are-so-cool”s y some other slang-crap of the juvenile language.
Looking through my window I finally see the dusk of Occidental Europe. Let’s see if these two, 33B y 33C, get a mouthfull and shut up.
33B is the typical gringo boy, Robert Redford looks but with a retarded face. His farmer’s green mesh cap, brown jacket and blue jeans gives him away as a descendent of a wealthy family dedicated to farming. She, a typical “gringuita” who thinks that any little dumb stupid thing is so important she has to share it with all her girlfriends … with extra “likes” included. – Like this … like that … like this – Isn’t it any creativity in the youth american language? therefore everything has to be compared to something?
She also comes with “CLUELESS” gringuitas’ accesories; blonde hair, tiny nose piercing, cheerleader-way-of-looking, bubble gum, and even though I haven’t seen it, I bet there is some silly tattoo en su espalda baja … perhaps a butterfly.
Yes, I have seen it all in this flight; the snorer, the sleepy woman, the screaming baby, the crying baby, the baby crawling in the middle of the narrow halway that I almost stepped on when I was going to the bathroom. Yes, he was crawling by himself through the airplane like a little bug in the middle of a busy Manhattan’s sidewalk. Where are the parents? I wonder … Mmmh, perhaps the sleepy woman next to the snorer guy. Funny? Ironic? whatever. While in my uncomfortable seat I decided to put the book away and watch a movie. I have never seing this movie. It looks interesting … – I thought – what da’ ?? Of course there is a little girl seated in the front row right under the movie screen that suddenly decided jump up and down in front of the screen … beautiful, just beautiful. So you are probably thinking “You have forgotten something that always happens in an airplane” … no, i haven’t; the baby smelling like shit for the last four hours. Is it that the parents’ noses are completly inmume or they just don’t give a shit anymore (ironic, how the english language works).
- Give me the freaking diaper and I change him myself !! -
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