God’s Vacation
June 6th, 2008
God comes back to earth from his vacation. Looks around and says;
- What that hell happened here … and who let the snake out?
Archive
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Why Marriages Fail
May 1st, 2008
58% of married women with children have fantasized about been with other men.
34% have acted on it.
50% of marriages end up in divorce
Mmmhh … and if on top of this we throw that male nature of spreading the seed, we are screwed!
Mental Note: Life is beautiful
My TombStone
April 11th, 2008
A few examples of what I want my tombstone to say;
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I knew I wasn’t going to get alive off this one.
- Here I lay down with a “stiffy” one.
- Worked hard to end up in a small apartment.
- It’s being real!
The Wheel Paradox
March 23rd, 2008
Eating 70% cocoa chocolate on a Saturday night while letting my couch adapt to my laziness, I began to think. Yes, I like living dangerously. I know the government doesn’t want me to figure it out …
- “you are suppose to watch reality TV crap and pay your taxes, that’s it!”
I guess I just refuse to become another hyped robot … robots everywhere. So, I wondered;
What is the most important human invention?
The wheel always comes up first. I think the written word, or the alphabet, is the second most important and guess what the third one is … No, it is not YouTube, Google or the Internet.
It is the Printing Press! Why did we invent Printing Press?
The printed word has been a such an important factor in the establishment of communities of philosophers (also known as wine snobs and drunks) and scientists who wanted to communicate their bla, bla, blas and important discoveries, respectively. Their ideas were easily shared through widely disseminated magazines and journals.
Therefore scientists were able to spread their knowdlege, discoveries and inventions, avoiding then to re-inventing the wheel.
From a Postcard
March 14th, 2008
Seattle have been pretty groovy – right now I’m on the ferry to Seattle – gonna go suck it up at bowling … maybe I’ll break 20! This weekend I’ll celebrate the summer solstice by watching nude painted people ride bikes in Fremont. You dig? I dig.
See you soon, Love
Insomnia
The Tourbillon in Saxy’s
March 4th, 2008
Editor’s note: This is a guest poem from Virginie’s lost swan of the Copper Ceiling blog
Who was that whirlwind Wednesday February 13 in Saxy’s? The sedentary coffeehouse was turned into a stage. She whirled, hugging one, stopping to talk quickly to another, kissing another.
The rising into different directions of her salt and pepper hair, the huge blue eyes that read your mind, and what could they do, those who were the focus of her attention, but surrender?
And then her nemesis entered, the two having planned to meet. They would never let on their rivalry so they hugged in the center, and then whirled in opposite directions, and then back.
And how was it that man tnat the whirllwind had focused her attention on when she first entered who keeps to his books and his thoughts could be the center of her orbit? The strange man who speaks only rarely and the when he does releasing nervous energy in some excited story or idea of his, drawn to her, still perhaps just a hapless pet being pulled by her, but looking more like coiled up energy, like a shy snake, he was the first she kissed and the last she kissed. And when that happened the nemesis turned a firey glare at both across the cafe. The nemesis loathing the man the whirlwind kissed, the nemesis baffled by what the kiss meant, and then by the implication of words that were exchanged, “In one month!” “In one month!” The whirlwind off to Europe, to Geneva and Barcelona, returns in one month. The nemesis looks through the man, stabbing him with her icy rage, and then goes outside where the whirlwind is waiting, and they walk off, acting as if it’s a walk of friends together. The man inside appearing to all the cafe, to the barista who is a ballet dancer who has watched it all intensely from behind the counter, like a transformed man, a different person, and the dancer is imagining how she would choreograph the electrictal energy of three tornadic people that she had just witness.
Do you know any Funny Quotes?
March 3rd, 2008
Here are a few funny quotes that always make me smile
“Did you have a big plate of crazy this morning?” – Miranda, Sex and the City TV Show
“Bros before the Hos” – Michael, The Office TV Show
Do you know any funny quotes? Add them in the comments.
The Scariest Movie Ever
December 21st, 2007
Forget about halloween 10, 13, 25th. Or even Jason, Friday 13ths, Hostel, Saw 3,4,5 witches, chainsaws and shi*. Nothing, I’m telling you, nothing compares to this movie that is about to come out.
Follow the link and be ready to get scared … really scared (especailly if you are a guy).
www.teethmovie.com
My Christmas Dancing Moves
December 20th, 2007
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,
2007 has been quite a year at Pachanga Diaries. We learned many things and discovered more about the beauty of friendship and love.
May your dreams come true in 2008,
Activities in Denver and/or B-Town
November 15th, 2007
Downtown Boulder Events
http://www.boulderdowntown.com/events
Denver Attractions
http://www.denver.org/Listings.aspx?SID=6
This Week in Denver
A website for the most interesting local culture & leisure activities. Subscribe and get the events for this week e-mailed to you every Monday!
http://www.thisweekindenver.com/
Denver Museums
http://www.denver.org/Listings.aspx?SID=6&CID=34
Free Admission Days in Denver, Boulder area
October 15th, 2007
Where are those places I can hang out with friends over the weekend for free.
Here is a small list of places; (Please call before hand as schedules might changed)
Denver Botanic Gardens
1005 York Street, Denver, CO
(720) 865-3500
http://www.botanicgardens.org/
Denver Botanic Gardens at Chatfield
8500 Deer Creek Canyon Rd.
303-973-3705
http://www.botanicgardens.org/
November 2 and December 7
Denver Museum of Nature and Science
2001 Colorado Boulevard, Denver, CO
(303) 322-7009
http://www.dmns.org/ Sun. Dec. 2nd
Denver Zoo
2300 Steele Street, Denver, CO
(303) 376-4800
http://www.denverzoo.org/
Sun. Nov. 4th, Sun. Nov. 11th
Denver Art Museum
100 W. 14th Ave Parkway
720.865.5000
http://www.denverartmuseum.org/home
November 3 and December 1
Please, email me if you know of any other Free Admission Day or of any change in this list.
The Cubicle Life
October 10th, 2007
Many of us live the cubicule life. Here a sneak peek at this wild life … in a cubicule.
I love the song …
National Banana: State of the Union
July 20th, 2007
Say what ? How to Get a Deduction Off your TV
July 2nd, 2007
The other day, a friend told me that I have selective hearing and perhaps communication problems … perhaps. I actually call it “Non-Reactive Behavior” (more on this in a later posting). As always, I went to the IRS website and see how can I save some money out of this problem (I guess I’m an optimist). I discovered that I can deduct part of my TV in my 2007 taxes. This is how … from the IRS website
“Television
You can include in medical expenses the cost of equipment that displays the audio part of television programs as subtitles for hearing-impaired persons. This may be the cost of an adapter that attaches to a regular set. It also may be the part of the cost of a specially equipped television that exceeds the cost of the same model regular television set. “
You can include in medical expenses the cost of equipment that displays the audio part of television programs as subtitles for hearing-impaired persons. This may be the cost of an adapter that attaches to a regular set. It also may be the part of the cost of a specially equipped television that exceeds the cost of the same model regular television set. “
Now, let’s look at the definition of hearing-impaired in wikipedia.com.
“Hearing impairment is a full or partial decrease in the ability to detect or understand sounds. Caused by a wide range of biological and environmental factors, loss of hearing can happen to any organism that perceives sound. “
I guess that as we age we all loose or partially decrease the ability to detect or understand sounds. Since, I still don’t master the english language and have hearing impaired problems understanding certain dialects; ebonycs, street talk, snoop doogie dog, etc. I use the captions of my TV constantly. That qualifies me to deduct a portion of my TV.
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