Pachanga Diaries

I guess you can figure out what I have been doing in this boring Friday in front of the computer.

What do you do during a boring Friday? Submit your ideas by submitting a comment.

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• Ahoy: Hey!
• Avast: Stop!
• Aye: Yes
• Black spot: to be ‘placin’ the black spot’ be markin’ someone for death.
• Booty: treasure
• Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin’ to no man or blasted government.
• By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
• Cat o’ nine tails: whip for floggin’ mutineers
• Corsair: a pirate who be makin’ his berth in the Med-…Medi-…that sea ‘tween Spain and Africa, aye!
• Davy Jones’ Locker: the bottom o’ the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
• Doubloons: pieces of gold…
• Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin’ when they die.
• Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an’ plunder.
• Gentlemen o’ fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
• Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
• Grog: A pirate’s favorite drink.
• Jack: a flag or a sailor
• Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
• Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin’ this.
• Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship.
• Lass: A woman.
• Lily-livered: faint o’ heart
• Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
• Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
• Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
• Me: My.
• Pieces o’ eight: pieces o’ silver which can be cut into eights to be givin’ small change.
• Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
• Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
• Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
• Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
• Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
• Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
• Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
• Squiffy: a buffoon
• Swaggy: a scurvy cur’s ship what ye be intendin’ to loot!
• Swashbucklin’: fightin’ and carousin’ on the high seas!
• Sweet trade: the career of piracy
• Thar: The opposite of "here."
• Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
• Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin’ to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
• Wi’ a wannion: wi’ a curse, or wi’ a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
• Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter

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Few words come to mind; Julia and Broker Inn …

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Tim Downstairs taking a break from playing the bass at the Lazy Dog for The Red Necks Band. Obviously, I don’t know the last name of my neighbor. We have jammed (me with a cow bell) at 3:00 am during winter nights together with Loucee, Fat Man, TR and Raymond at the 4 Dudes Place (kind of similar to Melrose Place but with a lot more whiskey and beer. Tim, thank you for the bacon.

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You know what they say; “If everybody is doing it why don’t you” Here they are. My 25 things.

1. I was born on a Friday. Go figure
2. Please, don’t hate me because I’m hot.
3. I danced for the first time when I was five. Check out the photo
4. I have a bunch of issues … nothing serious … like everybody else
5. Sometimes I wonder if my brain went through a traumatic experience and splitt into an alternative reality and this is not my real life but I will never know because is an alternative reality. Did you take the blue or the red pill?
6. Not many people know what I do for living … not even my boss.
7. I scratch my butt from time to time. It is itchy from time to time. It happens to the best of us.
8. I have seen most of my friends scratching their butts from time to time.
9. Some of my friends have been asked if I am gay. WTF !!. Please, refer to #2
10. I’m straight. I’m fascinated by women but you already know that.
11. I see no dead people. That will be freaky and kind of depressing.
    - “So, what killed you” – “Well, it was the stupidest thing. There was this balcony at this cocaine party …” – Mmmh, I see. How’s your coffee?
12. I have little movies going on in my brain most of the time – especially at meetings.
13. I like whiskey and coke and salsa dancing. If I could, I will take “Whiskey and Coke and Salsa Dancing” to the back of a high school and get it pregnant … just kidding Jack Daniels.
14. I like dancing like it is my last dance. I have discovered that you have to give yourself to the joy of letting go.
15. I don’t date. Dating is code for – “Let’s put on the masks and bring up the shields. Later in life once we get married I really show you who I am”
16. I LOVE full body contact kissing, making out, sucking faces, etc – I think I can handle it.
17. My friends make fun of my characteristic accent. Specially Trista.
18. I’m very charming and I’m not even using my full charming power most of the time.
19. Somehow I send a “climb me” vibe … don’t know what’s that about but, me likey.
20. I have all the issues that come with been the middle child. Google it.
21. I’m from Puerto Rico
22. My predecessors are/were from Germany, Lebanon, Peru, Dominican Republic, and Africa. This is why I look hot. Refer to #2
23. I’m working on my ego through this note. So far, so good.
24. I’m resisting growing up. Who isn’t?
25. I’m a Latin guy but I hate spicy food.

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Pen and paper at hand, I sat down and wrote a letter to Santa a few weeks ago;

Dear Santa,

This year I have definitely tried to be good.

But … some naughty girls have taken me away from the path of becoming a good boy. Like one of those girls would say; “what to do?”.

At least I have tried. Hopefully this counts towards some good boy scout points. Here is a picture of what I would like to get for Christmas. I’m pretty sure my naughty friends will appreciate this gift as well.

P.S. I made some “happy brownies ” instead of cookies. They are under the Christmas tree next to the bag of Doritos and colorful caleidoscope. I know these “happy brownies” really make you go Ho, Ho, Ho !

Merry Christmas,

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La Candela is back in Boulder!!
When : Monday, September 22
Where : The b.Side Lounge (Trilogy)

Beginning Salsa Lessons at 8pm

Music 9:00 -11:30 pm
Cover $5
Come Burn It Up!

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Another fall is sneaking into Comedy City, Boulder . Let’s review what is that I have done recently. Mmmh … not much. Oh, I remember, started reading a book; eat, pray, love by Elizabeth Gilbert . Very good so far. She is going through some drama. That what I have read so far … and then fall asleep. I also watched the Olympics and apparently, Michael Phelps was definitely a very, very, very competitive sperm. Man, that guy are still in laser targeting where-is-that-hypnotic-egg mode. I also found this video that reminds me of Sebastien . Our crazy legs french friend who moved to better shaken “budinhas” (look it up in a Brazilian to English dictionary). Enjoy the habanera video.

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I thought I’ll let you know a little bit about Carmen, and the reason this community cultural event, and surprise birthday, is going to be packed with the most influential dancers, teachers and artist of Boulder/Denver area.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words … or something like that.

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Get those dancing shoes out of the closet, get ready to sweat and feel, once again, like you are surrounded by family and great friends!

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