Pachanga Diaries

Cow Tipping? I did that once. She was a good waitress.

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‎- The Best Compliment – Today I received the best compliment a stranger has given me. I went to the UMC (CU cafeteria) today to buy a banana. The cashier (around 50 yo) told me; “It is $42.00″ – I said; “sure charge it”. She then asked me if my parents get the bill and that’s why I don’t care. She tought I was 24 years old. LOL and thank you lady

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1. Wonder about what’s on my mind

2. Share something with my co-worker

3. Tweeted; “Facebook is down”

4. Considered masturbation but then remembered I was at work

5. Discovered I have a window in my office and half a sandwich in a drawer. WFT ??

6. Check if Facebook was back on. Nope …. checked again …. nope !!

7. Pee

8. Went to hulu.com to watch the daily show. Steward, you are a funny mofo

9. Talked to a stranger and then discover we work in the same office. Just a few feet away from each other

10.  I actually did some work

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Let’s celebrate. It’s alrright !! Woot Woot

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Bed Bugs have penises sharp as knives. I will probably skip that restaurant with the Bed Bug Chef.

- “I take the cereal and milk instead of the omelet with julienne tomatoes”tomatoes with eggs” -

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Dear FourSquare,

I have not committed any crime. Therefore, why do I have to volunteer for an Electronic Ankle Bracelet and let you know where that hell am I?

I’m glad we had this talk,

Love,

Victor from the Land of the Free

FourSquare is a popular location-based social app.

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Does a Cat Fish try to eat itself? … a very confused animal

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- “It is called a cockpit because smells like pits and cocks” – Tracy

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she – they are not real men in this town

me – real men ?? Define real men

she – you know, rea a a al m e e e e

me – because you say it slower doesn’t mean is a different answer

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I See My Boss’ Lips Moving But I’m Thinking Coffee

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- chick’s booty call – when a woman calls you after 9:00 pm to watch a movie on a week day

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- I’m quiting cold turkey !! … Yes, I’m putting cold ham in my sandwiches instead -

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