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Find more interesting illustrations at Patrick Moberg’s website; http://www.patrickmoberg.com/

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I have found an amazing website full of illustrations by Patrick Moberg http://www.patrickmoberg.com/

Patrick has a series of illustrations called “Lessons from a Dog”. His illustrations will be featuring this week here at the Pachanga Diaries.

Do you know of a talented illustrator you think we should feature his/her work here? Let us know by sending an email to info@pachangadiaries.com

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I just happened to run into this picture in the internet and decided to start a series of homemade bongs.

Please, submit your anonymous homemade bong pic to info@pachangadiaries.com

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TV host Jimmy Fallon drew marker mustaches on 13 strangers in 30 seconds, a new world record. He mustached 14 people, but the last one was his mom, who didn’t qualify as a stranger.

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I guess you can figure out what I have been doing in this boring Friday in front of the computer.

What do you do during a boring Friday? Submit your ideas by submitting a comment.

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• Ahoy: Hey!
• Avast: Stop!
• Aye: Yes
• Black spot: to be ‘placin’ the black spot’ be markin’ someone for death.
• Booty: treasure
• Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin’ to no man or blasted government.
• By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
• Cat o’ nine tails: whip for floggin’ mutineers
• Corsair: a pirate who be makin’ his berth in the Med-…Medi-…that sea ‘tween Spain and Africa, aye!
• Davy Jones’ Locker: the bottom o’ the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
• Doubloons: pieces of gold…
• Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin’ when they die.
• Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an’ plunder.
• Gentlemen o’ fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
• Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
• Grog: A pirate’s favorite drink.
• Jack: a flag or a sailor
• Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
• Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin’ this.
• Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship.
• Lass: A woman.
• Lily-livered: faint o’ heart
• Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
• Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
• Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
• Me: My.
• Pieces o’ eight: pieces o’ silver which can be cut into eights to be givin’ small change.
• Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
• Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
• Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
• Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
• Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
• Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
• Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
• Squiffy: a buffoon
• Swaggy: a scurvy cur’s ship what ye be intendin’ to loot!
• Swashbucklin’: fightin’ and carousin’ on the high seas!
• Sweet trade: the career of piracy
• Thar: The opposite of "here."
• Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
• Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin’ to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
• Wi’ a wannion: wi’ a curse, or wi’ a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
• Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter

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