Pachanga Diaries

I just got this smartphone and decided to film my first video about Kat.

She doesn’t thing is funny to be videotaped.

Did I say videotaped? That is so 1990′s.

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- Women do it at the Beginning, Men do it at the End. What is it? I’ll buy you a drink if you guess.

update: BEG

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- Not Everyone Who Shows Up Is There To Help You

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- Miss Piggy should be the Next Oprah

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- Only in 2011 you take a picture of your junk and get screwed for life by your own penis.

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- Only in 2011 you take a picture of your junk and get screwed for life by your own penis

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- Gender Psychology – Men, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

(on an unrelated note) – Yeah! I Just scored a Free Donut !!

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ROYAL FACT: Do you know; The Bride says “I Obey” instead of “I Do”? The royals have it right. ha !!

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- hotornot.com says I’m a 9.2 hotty !! Nice !! I wonder what kind of women are ranking my pic?

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As a Latin man I realized we don’t have to remember any names. We just go;

- senhor !! very good to see you -

OR

- senhorita!! you look beautiful today -

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-IT’s NOT The same – A sneaky a attack is not the same as a snooky attack. One has an element of surprise the other one has an orange element.

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I have been wondering if God will recognize my call. I haven’t called in a while. Hopefully he’ll pick up and listen to my players. Not asking for anything but letting him know I’m thankful for my friends and family.

- Hello ? hello? – Should I text him?

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