Kat Doesn’t Find Me Funny Anymore
I just got this smartphone and decided to film my first video about Kat.
She doesn’t thing is funny to be videotaped.
Did I say videotaped? That is so 1990′s.
I just got this smartphone and decided to film my first video about Kat.
She doesn’t thing is funny to be videotaped.
Did I say videotaped? That is so 1990′s.

After a long vacation (two weeks) in Puerto Rico, sweating and dealing with the humidity I realized I smell.
There were a few times in which I forgot to wear my deodorant because I was out of my surroundings. I just jumped out of bed, took a shower and walk out of the door with the next project in mind. You see, every time I go to Puerto Rico I ask my parents to give me a list of things to do or fix around the house. So, instead of laying on the beach taking the sun or salsa dancing my ass all night long, I just spend time with my parents and go to home depot a lot.
A few days into fixing a kitchen cabinet I smelled myself. My under armpit smell is one of a metallic origin. I wonder if the aluminum in the deodorant gets into my sweating glands waiting for those moments deodorant less to get out with a vengeance.
Aluminum and Lipton soup. Yes, my underarm pit smell is similar to the smell of boiling cheap liton soup. We puertorricans, always make fun of people with smelly underarm pits by calling them “Sopitas Lipton”, Lipton Soups.
So today, to detox myself from those deodorant ingredients, I decided to isolate myself from the judging society and not wear deodorant. I can’t barely stand myself but I appreciate my pungent smell … it makes me feel human, a smelly masculine human.
Pheromones will dictate whether you find someone attractive or not. Maybe not wearing deodorant will increase my chances of attracting women. It is an easy (and lazy) way to screen out those women that don’t find me attractive.
If they think I’m smelly then they will walk away with a disgusting face. If they stay and start flirting with me, then I’ll ask for her phone number.
I should follow through with this experiment.
It is 7:12pm, time to take a shower.
Have you liked someone just because of their smelly ways? I would love to hear what you have to say. Write me a small comment below.
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update: BEG
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This made me wonder what other super powers super granny might have.
As a Latin man I realized we don’t have to remember any names. We just go;
- senhor !! very good to see you -
OR
- senhorita!! you look beautiful today -
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