What I have Learned Researching Male Fashion
June 18th, 2009
A few weeks ago my friends sat me down and talked me into throwing away my black wife beaters.
- Why, the are very fashionable – I said
Apparently, the are not anymore. So, as the geek that I’m I decided to research male fashion and the latest trends. Here is what I have learned;
- Belts with Medium Size Metal Normal Buckles (Keyword Normal. Forget about guns, bananas, and flashy bling, bling crap) – IN
- White Pants – OUT (Unless you actually live in the Caribbean)
- Pants falling out of my ass – DEFINITELY OUT
- Vests – ALWAYS IN
- Wife Beaters – OUT (Even thought I like them)
- Wearing Clothes Bordering Gay like Cristiano Ronaldo – IN
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