Pachanga Diaries

You know what they say; “If everybody is doing it why don’t you” Here they are. My 25 things.

1. I was born on a Friday. Go figure
2. Please, don’t hate me because I’m hot.
3. I danced for the first time when I was five. Check out the photo
4. I have a bunch of issues … nothing serious … like everybody else
5. Sometimes I wonder if my brain went through a traumatic experience and splitt into an alternative reality and this is not my real life but I will never know because is an alternative reality. Did you take the blue or the red pill?
6. Not many people know what I do for living … not even my boss.
7. I scratch my butt from time to time. It is itchy from time to time. It happens to the best of us.
8. I have seen most of my friends scratching their butts from time to time.
9. Some of my friends have been asked if I am gay. WTF !!. Please, refer to #2
10. I’m straight. I’m fascinated by women but you already know that.
11. I see no dead people. That will be freaky and kind of depressing.
    - “So, what killed you” – “Well, it was the stupidest thing. There was this balcony at this cocaine party …” – Mmmh, I see. How’s your coffee?
12. I have little movies going on in my brain most of the time – especially at meetings.
13. I like whiskey and coke and salsa dancing. If I could, I will take “Whiskey and Coke and Salsa Dancing” to the back of a high school and get it pregnant … just kidding Jack Daniels.
14. I like dancing like it is my last dance. I have discovered that you have to give yourself to the joy of letting go.
15. I don’t date. Dating is code for – “Let’s put on the masks and bring up the shields. Later in life once we get married I really show you who I am”
16. I LOVE full body contact kissing, making out, sucking faces, etc – I think I can handle it.
17. My friends make fun of my characteristic accent. Specially Trista.
18. I’m very charming and I’m not even using my full charming power most of the time.
19. Somehow I send a “climb me” vibe … don’t know what’s that about but, me likey.
20. I have all the issues that come with been the middle child. Google it.
21. I’m from Puerto Rico
22. My predecessors are/were from Germany, Lebanon, Peru, Dominican Republic, and Africa. This is why I look hot. Refer to #2
23. I’m working on my ego through this note. So far, so good.
24. I’m resisting growing up. Who isn’t?
25. I’m a Latin guy but I hate spicy food.

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