10 Things I Did While Facebook Was Down
September 23rd, 2010

1. Wondered about what’s on my mind
2. Shared something with my co-worker
3. Tweeted; “Facebook is down”
4. Considered masturbation but then remembered I was at work
5. Discovered I have a window in my office and half a sandwich in a drawer. WTF ??
6. Check if Facebook was back on. Nope …. checked again …. nope !!
7. Peed
8. Went to hulu.com to watch the daily show. Steward, you are a funny mofo
9. Talked to a stranger and then discover we work in the same office. Just a few feet away from each other
10. I actually did some work
Hilarious!